Saturday, 8 May 2010

FUCK OFF BROWNFINGER

    
HOW DARE DELUDED BROWN CLING ON TO POWER

GORDON Brown was last night urged to get out of Downing Street immediately in the wake of Labour’s election drubbing.

Intense public anger was building against the Prime Minister who defiantly resisted calls to resign yesterday and appeared determined to set up siege in Number 10. Senior Labour ministers were attempting to lure the Lib Dems into a “coalition of the defeated” and Mr Brown was even courting the Scottish Nationalists.

Amid signs of an unprecedented political stand-off, one senior Tory source said: “This has got to be resolved quickly. And Brown must quite simply get out.” Senior Tory Michael Gove said Mr Brown’s continued lurking in Number 10 was an “insult to voters”. And former Labour media aide Lance Price said: “Gordon Brown should resign with good grace. If he tries to stitch up a deal it will look like a stitch-up to the electorate.” (I'd say it will look like a stitch-up of the electorate!)

Despite losing his Commons majority, Mr Brown effectively declared squatter’s rights, using the constitutional principle that the incumbent prime minister remains in office in the event of a hung Parliament. He stayed holed up in Number 10 yesterday, emerging briefly to announce he was ready to offer talks with “other parties”. An ashen-faced and drained Mr Brown, speaking to the backdrop of hecklers shouting “leave now”, offered to meet Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg, dangling the temptation of “immediate legislation” for a national referendum on changing the Westminster voting system.


Just fuck the fucking fuckety fuck off, Gordon, you graceless CUNT!

 

27 comments:

Sheriff said...

Unfucking believable! Is it possible for the Crown to step in and remove him for the sake of peace?

Sheriff said...

I find it fascinating as an American.  I am still trying to understand the whole "coalition" idea.  But for Brown to think he is entitled to stay on after he was so roundly defeated defies my imagination.  I can only think that you must be at your wit's end.

Sheriff said...

Oh FFS Spidey, deep down, we all knew the "Bunker" parodies were not satire, they were too true. There is only one thing for it Spidey. 8-)

I've called in calls and scratched backs and shook hands and a top Commando has been hammered together to take him out at birth. We're going back tonight, top snug Talley Ho boozer Nth Finchley. We'll have to travel light of course, no one is coming back. Wish us luck. :'(

We'll have to be naked of course! =-O

Ahhh fuckkit!!! :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$

Sheriff said...

it is unbelievable, but then again Brown is demontrating what a bunch of low lifes the labour party are.

Sheriff said...

We DID have a suspicion that it was going to be a case of literally, physically removing him from there or that the men in white coats would come. He's a megalomaniac.

Sheriff said...

He's a psycho and an embarrassment.  He will have to be dragged out and put in a mental hospital.
I'm happy the media and the people want him to go too.  I saw some news reports with him outside, and people shouting "go"....they should have locked the door and not let him back in.  Everyone's waiting, even this guy!  :-P

Sheriff said...

LOL he's not coming out because he's burning all the evidence, thats why he's issued this

Sheriff said...

Damn it Spidey, I wish I understood your system a little better. There isn't any time after the election for sides to get regrouped? I thought the house had to vote first to make the outcome official. I guess I have some more reading to do. :-P :-P :-P

Fausty said...

This was inevitable, Spidey. He clings to power like a sticky bogey.

Fortunately, Clegg probably knows that propping up this cuuuuunt will damage his career - very quicly.

Cam won't abide it, and the majority of us would take to the streets.

Enough is enough!

Sheriff said...

Theoretically, yes, she can, Christopher, but she won't, I'm sure she won't! Cameron could also form a minority government but we would be voting all over again - probably around the same time as your mid-terms in November. *DONT_KNOW*

At least a Con/Lib coalition might last for eighteen months to two years before it falls apart, giving our younger voters and reminding our older ones why a hung parliament is a total shambles! ;)
Basically speaking, someone is going to have to take Brown outside and shoot him! :-P
He certainly won't leave gracefully or with any dignity. >:o

Sheriff said...

That's so true, Opie, the thought of this scenario has been driving me nuts since Christmas, by which time the Lisbon Treaty was ratified and Cameron had backed away from giving us our referendum, (which is just what he wanted to do anyway). >:o

Think back to the time when Baris Yeltsin had such a difficult time getting rid of the hardline commies and had to bring in the tanks to shell The White House in Moscow to flush them out - Brown is no different to them and delusionally believes he has a divine right to rule. He's a complete sociopath and he's going to have to be told in no uncertain terms to get the hell out of Downing Street! ;)

Sheriff said...

Best of luck, INCOMING!!!!!!!, here's hoping you succeed, mate, and if you don't arrive at quite the right time, you can always take out the parents and stop the cunt from ever existing! :-P

Your Country is proud of your patriotism and we're all counting on you - here's to success! ;)

Sheriff said...

Bunch of lowlife commies, MM..... commies have no integrity and they cling like wet snots or like shit to a blanket - power at all costs - I hate them! >:o

Sheriff said...

He most definitely is, Sue, he's a complete and utter sociopath! ;)

Someone is going to have to be "very firm indeed" with him and kick him out unceremoniously! :-P

Sheriff said...

He most definitely is, Sue, he's a complete and utter sociopath! ;)
Someone is going to have to stand up to him and kick him out unceremoniously, the twat! :-P

Sheriff said...

Nice one, MM, duly copied and saved to my Brownarse folder! ;)

Sheriff said...

He's buggered off to Scotland today, Bunni, probably to get away from the constant barrage of heckling from the protesters at the Downing Street gates - someone should change the fucking locks while he's up there! :-P

Thanks for the piccy, too..... saved! ;)

Sheriff said...

It's almost the worst possible result, Odie, another nineteen or twenty seats and none of this shit would be happening - I still blame the MSM for talking up the idea of a hung parliament as a good thing - Lefty cunts! >:o

Sheriff said...

Thanks for the Tweet, Bunnikins. :)

Sheriff said...

Yes She could, her representative in Australia did it to Gough Whitlam about thirty years ago and the subsequent election backed the move.

Sheriff said...

Reports say that Dave was so confident of an overall majority on Thursday evening that one of his aides phoned No. 10 to let the staff know who would be which minister and, here's the funny bit, exactly which senior civil servants would be immediatly sacked for being too cozy with Labour :-P :-P :-P

I can feel a re-doing of Gottys Fuck Off And Die vid coming on.

Sheriff said...

<span>Spidey I counted them all out through the drinking glass. A top team Fiercely Friendly, Mad Irishwoman, Strangely Attractive and the lad himself. I've got their clothes in two ALDI carrier bags. As of 9am Wednesday 12<sup>th</sup> May 2010 they have not returned. The great brown length of cable is still in No10 and we fear the worst. <span> </span>Remember them; we’ll never see their likes again.</span> :-D

Sheriff said...

<span>Spidey I counted them all out through the drinking glass. A top team Fiercely Friendly, Mad Irishwoman, Strangely Attractive and the lad himself. I've got their clothes in two ALDI carrier bags. As of 9am Wednesday 12<sup>th</sup> May 2010 they have not returned. The great brown length of cable is still in No10 and we fear the worst. <span> </span>Remember them; we’ll never see their likes again.</span> :-D

Sheriff said...

Spidey I counted them all out through the drinking glass. A top team. Fiercely Friendly. Mad Irishwoman, Strangely Attractive and the lad himself. I've got their clothes in two ALDI carrier bags. As of Wednesday May 12th 2010 they have not returned. The great Brown length of cable is still in No10. We fear the worst. The Mandelbrot Set may have sent Millibot back to intercept them. Man that would be one hell of a firefight, even his hairsparay wouldn't survive that shit storm!.

Remember them Spidey; we'll never see their likes again. :-D

Sheriff said...

I somehow think they will still be getting the sack within a couple of days, mate, and good idea about the video - the timing is spot on for it! :-P

Sheriff said...

Done and posted

Sheriff said...

Good man, I'll pop over for a look. :-P