Thursday 6 May 2010

ELECTION NIGHT - LIVE BLOG

  
It's almost here...the night that should see only the second change of a ruling party in the UK since 1979.

 

We'll be hosting another Live Blog; this time starting when the polls close at 10pm and finishing when the last Moderator expires from alcohol poisoning in the early (or not so early) hours of the morning.

 Will Balls get castrated? 

Will Jacqui get porned? 

Will Hazel get squirreled away?


Will Gordon finally just fuck the

fucking fuck off?


This mega Election Night 10-blog 'chat'

collaboration will be hosted by.....





  


  

.....all excellent and highly recommended blogs. 

Check 'em out!
 
 
Join us for a night of high drama and hilarity on 

Thursday night at 10.00pm, as soon as the polls  
close.


Spidey



35 comments:

Barking Spider said...

I hope you kick some Labour butt tomorrow.  Here's an article that might interest you:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/election2010/2959573/Simon-Cowell-says-General-Election-MUST-bring-change-to-Britain.html

Barking Spider said...

Hi Spidey,
I hope all goes well and in your favor today.  And good luck with the Live Blog...it should be a hoot! ;)

Barking Spider said...

This is exciting. Best of luck to you and yours in this election.  I hope you kick Labor's arse! <==@$$ for Americans

Barking Spider said...

Ooops. That was me. I forgot to log in.  I'm the arse-kicking anti-liberal!

Barking Spider said...

Thanks, Teresa, I hope so, too, and for once I actually agree with everything Simon Cowell said in that article. ;)

Barking Spider said...

Cheers, TCL, I've got my fingers crossed..... and everything else as well! =-O

The live blogs are always fun and I sincerely hope that this one will turn into a real celebration. :-P

Barking Spider said...

Thanks, Opie, it's so exciting it's nerve-racking! =-O

I don't think I would never tire of kicking Gordoom's arse and I really believe that most of Britain feels exactly the same way. :-P

I just hope we're celebrating on the live blog as Brownfinger is dragged kicking and screaming from Downing Street. ;)

Barking Spider said...

You're in good arse-kicking company here, Opie. :)

Barking Spider said...

Lay off the booze and I might join you in the early hours of the morning

Barking Spider said...

Hi Spidey!  It will be lots of fun, I can't wait to join in the celebration and hilarity.
I surely hope no-one expires from alcohol poisioning, though.....unless it's McFuckwit, when
he drinks himself to death over his loss!  :-P

Barking Spider said...

BIG DAY!  My Prayers are with ya Barking.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Did you want to be all alone, Spidey? This is such a big day for you its got you commenting to yourself.

As we say across the pond, "KICK-ASS!"

I just noticed, you changed your comments back.

Barking Spider said...

Thanks, Christopher, the waiting is the worst part of this but I think we'll be okay. ;)

Barking Spider said...

I'd love to shove a funnel down his neck and pour in various different bottles of very strong spirits, Bunni, just to see what would happen....... O:-)

See you later. ;)

Barking Spider said...

Good stuff, Banned, I'll catch you later, then, mate. :)

Sheriff said...

Cameron had a runaway lead until he declared that he would not honor his promise of a referendum on continued membership in the European Union.

With the latest developments in Brussels, Greece and Germany, such a referendum would have sealed a massive victory for the Tories. Alas, Cameron and his pals lack the strength and foresight of Maggie Thatcher.  None of these three eunuchs interest me, or impress me in the least.

Sheriff said...

I agree, Nickie, he would have had a lead of well over 20% had he done that! >:o

I merely see him as the best option we have to get rid of Labour at the moment and I have it on good authority that the real pressure from the Tory Right is only going to be brought to bear after the election is in the bag. ;)

Sheriff said...

Spidey, I was here before and commented to a blogger comment section. What in the world was that all about.

Sheriff said...

Does this mean Gordon has to turn his glass eye as government property he can't take home? Oh ... I forgot bout troughgate. He's probably taking home a hell of a lot more than that.

Sheriff said...

Hi, Odie, I think you must have clicke on the comments before JS-Kit had kicked in, mate - that happens sometimes when Blogger is running particularly slow. The comments here are all stored on Blogger comments but it doesn't work the other way round. *DONT_KNOW*

Sheriff said...

<span>Hi, Odie, I think you must have clicked on the comments before JS-Kit had kicked in, mate - that happens sometimes if Blogger is running particularly slow. The comments from here are all stored on Blogger comments but it doesn't work the other way round. *DONT_KNOW* </span>

Sheriff said...

I wouldn't be at all surprised if he has a load of taxpayers' money stashed away somewhere, SB, that's the sort of thing he does. ;)

Sheriff said...

Many thanks to you and the team for all your hard work on the live chat and ta for the invite to sign in properly, it was a lot of fun even if I only caught the last half hour or so.

Sheriff said...

Spot on Nickie, almost every UKIP vote was a loss to Dave for that very reason (and for abandoning the smokers saying that the smoking ban was a done deal).

Sheriff said...

You're very welcome, mate, thanks for coming over and joining in. :)

Sheriff said...

I had to work and missed the live blog. Is there any final vote yet? All I am hearing is the Torrys have the majority seats (which is great) but not enough to govern. I hope that is not the case. Also heard on Sky News people were inside voting establishments to vote yet denied as the polls closed. Outrage if true!

Sheriff said...

Hi Spidey, it was fun!  Although I'm so mad gordoom has barricaded himself and will not leave!  >:o
What kind of brain dead moron would vote Labour?   FFS, it's AWFUL!
I hope you don't have a hangover,   Spider!  I was on the caht almost 4 1/2 hours, and had to rest! TTYL :-P

Sheriff said...

Hi, Bunnikins, glad you enjoyed it, the MSM have a lot to answer for! >:o

There is no way that Brown will be tolerated if he tries to stay on, time for the crowbar and straitjacket, methinks. ;)

The Tories will still be forming the next government, :-P , Clegg has already said that the Tories have earned that right so it's pretty clear he intends to do a deal with Cameron.

No hangover today..... I think it might have just been an ordinary old headache. *DONT_KNOW*

Sheriff said...

The Tories do have the most seats but are short of an overall majority, Christopher, but it looks very much like Cameron will be forming the next government..... phew! :-P The Tories have also polled around two million more votes than Labour.

The balls-ups at the polling stations are absolutely typical of Labour's incompetence, mate, they couldn't run a piss-up in a brewery! >:o

Sheriff said...

At least there's some good news!  O:-)

Sheriff said...

That's good news, Spidey.  Hope the headache, and Gordoom, goes away soon!
I updated my latest post, and linked you!

http://amusingbunni.blogspot.com/2010/05/3-reasons-youtube-shouldnt-censor.html
Did you see all the funny Hitler cat video's?  I think you could use a laugh.
I'm sending this nurse to gordoom, to administer a fatal dose of meds!  :-P

Sheriff said...

Isn't it great to see your fellow countrymen turn the tide tooooo hellll? Just like here. Can't believe Obummer got hold of the Oval Orrifice.
From what I hear, making a deal to be in with the same old sinister players-even another at the helm, ain't all that good for the psyche.

Sheriff said...

You can say that again, mate.... I blame the bloody MSM for talking up a hung parliament like it was something desirable..... Lefty twats! >:o (There ain't half some gullible/stupid people out there!)

Gorgon's on borrowed time, though, and I think, (hope), that his time will run out over the weekend or early next week. :-P

Sheriff said...

Thanks, Bunni. ;)
Can the nurse please also piss on the commie twat's head just before administering the lethal dose? :-P

Sheriff said...

44% of Scotspersons Bunni, that's who!