Tuesday 29 September 2009


This Ipsos-Mori poll on the eve of McDoom's speech at the Labour Memorial Service Brighton Conference will not make very good reading for the pill-popping, pant-pissing, foul-tempered, Nokia-throwing, totalitarian communist twat! I would suggest that those attending the conference give him a wide berth tomorrow as he will be on the fucking rampage until his ultra-large dose of happy medicine has kicked in properly - you will know when it's safe to approach when you see him smiling inanely at inappropriate times.

Ben Page, CEO of Ipsos-Mori, said in an interview that "Labour is very weak - the mood here is just terrible. Most people who want to vote Labour say they expect Labour to lose". 

Oh, dear, what a pity, never mind.

The results of the poll with 1,003 adults surveyed are:-

CON = 36%, LIB = 25%, LAB = 24%

Labour hasn't been in this position since February, 1982, when they were committed to raising taxes and unilateral disarmament.

We've heard those kind of rumblings again in the last week or two, those old familiar Labour policies of taxing us to death and inviting the rest of the world to bomb the shit out of us any time they like!

In the meantime, a 34-page Labour document titled, "General Election Handbook Part 1 -- A day-by-day planner for your general election campaign", was issued to candidates and campaign chiefs this week at the conference. The document’s description of an April campaign suggests that Brown is planning to hold the general election the same day as voting for local officials.

Justin Fisher, professor of political science at Brunel University and an expert on election campaigns said that
"This would appear to confirm a May 6 election".

So it would seem that the cat is out of the bag and we get rid of the bastards a month earlier than we thought we would - that's only another seven months, folks. I just hope we can all take it until then!

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Barking Spider said...

Hi, Folks, :-D

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Barking Spider said...

In two more weeks they'll be in 6th place behind the Rabid Weasel Up Your Rectum Party.

Barking Spider said...

I reckon Mandelson's got designs on that weasel, Nickie, nudge, nudge, wink, wink!

Barking Spider said...

I would take a bet that many of those willing to confess to deserting Labour cannot bring themselves to "say" that they will vote BNP. That may be why the LibDems appear to have gained so much ground.

Barking Spider said...

Good point, banned, it's not only the right of centre that feels betrayed by Labour. Mandlebums dodgy deal over the Vauxhall plant is going to lose yet another load of people their jobs. Betrayal comes far too easily to Labour.
And the Lib Dems certainly haven't got their bounce from that absolutely pathetic joke conference.

Barking Spider said...

Poor Gordon. On the day of his big speech he slumps to 3rd in the polls. That temper of his will be in full swing.

Mind you its an improvement because did he not come in on 4th spot at the Euro elections?

Barking Spider said...

I have a short break in Spain and come back to find BS has gone all modern. Give an oldie a break!

Barking Spider said...

Spidie... I've included your avatar in a new post.  I assumed you'd give me permission.  Thanks.

Barking Spider said...

That speech of his today was pure waffle, AMW, there will be a few flying Nokias tonight - they'd better keep him away from the bloody whisky if they know what's good for them!
Somehow I have a feeling that 3rd in the UK will hit him even harder than 4th in Europe - shame.

Barking Spider said...

Sorry about that, OR, didn't mean to give you such a shock - it's pretty good once you get used to it, great options for links, videos, pictures and <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Rich Text</span>, and not forgetting the  emoticons!
:-D You can also undo and redo if you need to. Go on, mate log into JS-Kit, create your account and upload your avatar - it's just like setting up an email account and it won't affect or change your own Blogger comments. 8-)

Barking Spider said...

No problem at all Nickie, I'm honoured, the montage and captions look really good from the picture you left for me and I'll be over to your place later to see what's new with you.

Barking Spider said...

This is very good news, Spider. I'm happy for you.  I wish we could say the same thing.  We're stuck with obugger forever, it seems.

You post was hilarious.  The way you described Gordo.  He does look deranged" <span style="">pill-popping, pant-pissing, foul-tempered, Nokia-throwing, totalitarian communist twat!"  Funny!</span>

Barking Spider said...

Hi, Bunni:
I'm always glad to give you a laugh and at least you'll get a chance to clip Obummer's wings in the mid-terms next year.
He's already having a hell of a lot of trouble - you guys between blogging, protesting and having people like Glenn Beck on your side are <span style="text-decoration: underline;">winning.</span> You've had a dramatic effect really quickly so keep your chin up. 
BTW You can create a free account with JS-Kit and have a log-in that will then work on any blog comments using this system - you can also upload your Bunni avatar - it's really easy.