REAL ANSWERS TO GCSE EXAM QUESTIONS
2. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn’t have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.
3. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.
4. Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonised by Bernard Shaw.
5. Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years.
6. In midevil times, most people were alliterate.
7. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ Of The Species.
8. Nero was a cruel tyranny who would torture his subjects by playing the fiddle to them.
9. The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West.
10. Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling off the trees.