Thursday, 22 July 2010

THE STATE OF BRITISH EDUCATION - THANKS, LABOUR

        
REAL ANSWERS TO GCSE EXAM QUESTIONS

1. Solomom had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
 
2. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn’t have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.
 
3. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.
 
4. Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonised by Bernard Shaw.
 
5. Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years.
 
6. In midevil times, most people were alliterate.
 
7. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ Of The Species.
 
8. Nero was a cruel tyranny who would torture his subjects by playing the fiddle to them.
 
9. The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West.
 
10. Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling off the trees.

Labour have deliberately created a generation of fuckwits!

YOU COULDN'T FUCKING MAKE IT UP!

28 comments:

Sheriff said...

That's the sum total of it.

Sheriff said...

Watt the fuck ..... invented the steam iron.

All joking apart though, my ghast has never been so fucking flabbered ;-(

Sheriff said...

Yes Spidey when the mooks get invited to kneel down in front of an open ditch they'll think it is all part of loving GAIA. They are deliberately fuckedwitz. I don't know whether to  :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D  or :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Sheriff said...

Dumber than a box of rocks.  That's why we're so screwed, Spidey, these retards VOTE. *DONT_KNOW*

PS:  Have you read about all the murder & mayhem going on at my place, read my post
from Monday, it still has me worried.  I hope things are good over your way.

Sheriff said...

Shocking, isn't it, Bunni! =-O Fuckwits, they are! >:o

I haven't read it yet as I've been doing other things for the last few days but I'll check it out a little later - time to get that new toy, methinks - I've got mine. ;)

Sheriff said...

That bullet in the back of the head should clear their pipes out mate - stupid cunts! ;) :-P :-D

Sheriff said...

Good one, Gotty - and all too soon there will be fuckwits like these running the Country..... indeed, we're already half way there - now that's a scary thought! =-O

Sheriff said...

Isn't it just, James, it's a total disgrace. :(

Sheriff said...

Perhaps I am being a little generous but I thought number 2 was a piss taker by the student.

Number 8 is close, Nero, like our own power mad politicians, did indeed spend most of his time on the fiddle.  A practice that the population found torturous. 

Sheriff said...

You could be right about number 2, GS, and number 8 is a killer but my favourite is number 1 - he'd have had to be very careful not do do himself a mischief with those porcupines. :-P

Sheriff said...

Fuckwits vote Labour, ergo a deliberate policy, as was mass immigration.

Sheriff said...

<span>You could be right about number 2, GS, and number 8 is a killer but my favourite is number 1 - he'd have to have been very careful not do do himself a mischief on those porcupines. :-P </span>

Sheriff said...

Exactly, OR, and I would add teenage pregnancies to that list - yet another new generation of Labour voters! >:o

Sheriff said...

Ouch, the very thought of hundreds of little pricks being inflicted on your.............

Sheriff said...

Just thinking about it makes your eyes water! :'( :-D

Sheriff said...

Spidey, you have to look at the bright side. At least these students could write their answers down. In the U.S. they can't read or write. :-P :-P :-P

Sheriff said...

They had a lot of difficulty with spelling in some cases, Odie, but it sounds like it's really bad over your way! =-O

Sheriff said...

Well, I think you're all being jolly unfair to teachers ..

They do the very best they can to educate kids, given the miniscule amount of time they actually spend in the classroom ..

You need to take into account all those generous school holidays, "in-service" days, training days, time off for "demos" about non-existent cancellation of new school building projects etc ..

All of which is time spent not doing what they're being paid for ... >:o

Sheriff said...

Love it, CH, you manage to deliver the kick before they even realise their bollocks have just ricocheted off the wall! :-P

Sheriff said...

A Level History at Eton: some 27 -28 years ago.

When did the Americans enter the Second World War.

Answer... well, it must have been in 1939 because by 1940 the UK was already the junior partner.

Idiot, but his daddy's rich and his mummy is related to the Queen so we'll make him Prime Minister.

Sheriff said...

Indeed, Tristan, he's managed to take the sycophancy displayed towards Obama, (a communist thug), to a whole new level! >:o

Sheriff said...

Here they can't even speak so you understand them.
PS:  Thanks for putting Odie's great new header he made me 
in place of the previous one, Spidey.  :)

Sheriff said...

Lol.  Two thumbs up!

Sheriff said...

Cheers, Trestin. :-P

Sheriff said...

We have the same problem here, Bunni..... "chavspeak"! They don'tpronounce words with anything even resembling a British accent these days! >:o

My pleasure, Bunni, Odie reworked my header too, (to get rid of "Labour") and I added lens flare and made the letters a bit more 3D. ;)

Sheriff said...

Oh yeah, I thought something was different!  Very nice.

Sheriff said...

Cheers, Bunni - subtle but different.... ;)

Sheriff said...

Worse than a can of smashed arseholes, they are! =-X