Friday, 31 July 2009
Thursday, 30 July 2009
The European Commission
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with"z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl
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Wednesday, 29 July 2009
Tuesday, 28 July 2009
Monday, 27 July 2009
CryBaby has written this jolly little poem to add to all the fun.
As Mandy crawls over, and mounts Gordon Brown
“I’ve been waiting all day” he says, as he holds Gordon down,
As Mandy turns around, with Gordon’s face in his bum.
And then it happens, just like that, and Mandy lets it rip,
Mandy sighs and says to Gordon – you ARE full of shit,
Now get stuck in and eat it all, and don’t you dare waste any,
For our little coprophilia game, is just one of more and many.
You were right, that was great, now give me a big fat kiss,
Fuck off Gordon, don’t touch me, I said you were full of shit.
Sunday, 26 July 2009
Saturday, 25 July 2009
HAT TIP TO RANTIN' RAB
The original blog where this appeared has removed the comment. Miller shut down his old blog and he now he has a new one at
and surprise, surprise - only Labour apparatchiks are "invited" to read his rabid frothings at the mouth!
Friday, 24 July 2009
Wednesday, 22 July 2009
Dear Lord Foulkes,
Shut it, you trough-guzzling pigman.
[insert your name here]
Your country needs you to do this.
THE WEEKLY MASH
I realise, of course, that this is a joke - or is it?
I enjoyed sending it to him anyway!
A Labour peer caused outrage yesterday after he accused Britain's top soldier of disloyalty and helping the Taliban.
Monday, 20 July 2009
Sunday, 19 July 2009
Saturday, 18 July 2009
RAF HELICOPTER WAS MADE FROM 2 OLD CHINOOKS......
Friday, 17 July 2009
Thursday, 16 July 2009
Wednesday, 15 July 2009
Home Secretary Alan Johnson last night refused point blank to cap the number of immigrants coming to Britain.
And he said he does not 'lie awake at night' worrying about the population hitting 70million.
Immigration Minister Phil Woolas has pledged that the Government will not allow the population to grow to that level. But last night he was apparently undermined by his boss.
Speaking at the Home Affairs Select Committee, Mr Johnson said he would not bring in a cap because it would harm the economy, claiming the argument that immigration had made a contribution to the economy was 'irrefutable'.
'I do not lie awake at night worrying about a population of 70million,' he told the cross-party group of MPs.
'I'm happy to live in a multi-cultural society. I'm happy to live in a society where we not only welcome those coming to live and work in this country, but also where we can go and live and work in other countries.'
The Home Secretary did acknowledge the recession has made it more difficult for ministers to convince British workers who have lost their jobs that immigration is beneficial.
Monday, 13 July 2009
Sunday, 12 July 2009
Friday, 10 July 2009
Ian Plimer, Professor of Mining Geology at AdelaideUniversity, in his book Heaven and Earth, says:
"The hypothesis that human activity can create global warming is extraordinary because it is contrary to validated knowledge from solar physics, astronomy, history, archaeology and geology."
"I’m a geologist. We geologists have always recognised that climate changes over time. Where we differ from a lot of people pushing AGW is in our understanding of scale. They’re only interested in the last 150 years. Our time frame is 4,567 million years. So what they’re doing is the equivalent of trying to extrapolate the plot of Casablanca from one tiny bit of the love scene. And you can’t. It doesn’t work."
"I’m a natural scientist. I’m out there every day, buried up to my neck in sh**, collecting raw data. And that’s why I’m so sceptical of these models, which have nothing to do with science or empiricism but are about torturing the data till it finally confesses. None of them predicted this current period we’re in of global cooling. There is no problem with global warming. It stopped in 1998. The last two years of global cooling have erased nearly 30 years of temperature increase."
Thursday, 9 July 2009
Wednesday, 8 July 2009
Monday, 6 July 2009
Saturday, 4 July 2009
"Sixty-five years ago, heroic Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg made his claim to go down as a glorious name in German history when he led the failed 1944 assassination plot against Hitler.
Today, his third son, Count Franz Ludwig von Stauffenberg, is leading the German resistance against the Lisbon Treaty — and in the past week won a vital victory.
He secured a sensational ruling from the German constitutional court that the powers of the Berlin parliament must be significantly strengthened before Germany signs on the dotted line of the document which will create a centralised EU superpower.
This landmark decision has massive implications not just for Germany, but also for Britain.
This is because there will now be a long delay in the ratification of the Lisbon Treaty which could well string out the process until after the British general election.
This has fascinating ramifications.
David Cameron has bravely pledged a European referendum if the Treaty has not been ratified and he becomes Prime Minister.
It now looks possible that his first major drama as Tory PM would be to lead the ‘No’ camp in a referendum on the Treaty.
Of course, this might embarrass Cameron because the Tories risk a major split, with pro-Europe Ken Clarke taking up an opposing position.
But my guess is that Cameron will win a ‘No’ vote and achieve a massive victory in the war against euro-federalism."
Wednesday, 1 July 2009