Wednesday, 8 July 2009

NIGERIAN TWAT ALERT!

MY VERY FIRST ONE!!


reply-to: augustine_daran@apnamultan.com

to: augustin_daran20@msn.com

date: Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 3.01pm

subject: A benefiting massage

mailed by: msn.com


My good friend

I am Mr.Augustine Daran a banker in Islamic development bank.
I contacted you now on a business deal of USD$20,000.000, which I need your help to transfer the fund to your account.
The depositor of the fund died with his entire family during the Iraq war in 2004.
The customer & his entire family died, unfortunately, leaving nobody for the claim. If we make this claim, we will share it 60%/40% if you are interested reply me I will give you the full details.
I am Wait for your reply

Thanks

Augustine Daran



OH! My poor fucking aching sides!


5 comments:

Oldrightie said...

Luck old you. I've got two from Patricia Hewitt!

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

What the fuck is a 'A benefiting massage'?

Does it come with extras?

Gigits said...

You can expect your blog hits to increase now, BS. I posted a similar pathetic e-mail to the one you received about two weeks ago and I'm still getting google searches coming through about it.

Shame they only stay for 0 seconds the ungrateful cunts!

Barking Spider said...

I wondered about that too, Rab - bet it costs a packet!

Two from Patricia Hewitt, OR - have they no shame - the government, I mean?

I'll look forward to all those extra hits, Gigits.

Amusing Bunni said...

Hey Barking Spider: Can I get in on this action? I need extra funds now that Obummer has taken all my money! (This guy is probably another long lost relative of his).