Monday 15 March 2010



Two government advertisements which use nursery rhymes to warn of the dangers of climate change have been banned for exaggerating the threat. Commissioned by Energy Secretary Ed Miliband, the adverts are based on children’s poems "Jack and Jill" and "Rub-A-Dub-Dub" and assert that climate change will cause flooding and drought.

The Advertising Standards Agency (ASA) ruled the adverts – which attracted 939 complaints - made exaggerated claims which went beyond mainstream scientific consensus

One advert read: 

It's as if Climategate never happened, the "hockey stick" graph was never discredited, the Himalayan glaciers were still going to melt by 2035 and that Antarctic ice hadn't increased. It's as if Phil Jones, the CRU, Michael Mann and Rajendra Pachauri were not under investigation for falsifying data, or that NASA and the Met Office were not also complicit in the global warming scam.

Isn't it absolutely fucking typical of these twats to push this climate change bollocks to the limit in their attempts to indoctrinate our children, tax us into oblivion and to control our lives completely and utterly, (as their slaves).

And they actually have the bare-faced audacity/Lefty stupidity to call these pieces of shite "rhymes"!  

Must do better, Minibrain Minor, these are not rhymes and they don't even scan properly - now go and see the headmaster, you stupid boy!

Let's put it this way....... "Don't give up your day job, twat"!

Here's another one for you:
Humpty dumpty sat on the wall. Ed Miliband is a stupid Lefty cunt who can't write rhymes for toffee! 

You see, Minibollocks?......anyone can do it! I tried to do the worst I possibly could but it's still better than yours and mine is true while yours are both downright lies!

I also fail to see how the ASA can find that these rhymes break the rules but that the offensive video, (pictured above, and which was nothing but out-and-out scaremongering designed to frighten our children), does not break those same rules as both are based on pure speculation and Labour's real Left-wing goal of world government and ruling our lives entirely!

The ASA hasn't gone nearly far enough - this ruling is only partly correct and the corrupt Lefty politics behind it stinks - as usual! 

And just to finish off, here are two more of the horrible things that weren't mentioned in the story:

Twinkle twinkle Gorgon's eye.......

Hey diddle diddle? You have been and you will be again!

Ain't Labour wonderful?


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Barking Spider said...

Hi Spider:  Thanks for posting these, it is despicable what these lefty fear mongers do to
try and steal everything, with their AGW lies.  You made a cute rhyme too!
Here's One, Milli had a little scam, little scam, little scam,
Milli had a little scam, to try and fleece the bros.
Everywhere Milli went, smart people went "Oh Noooooo"  :*
Not as good as yours  hee hee.

Barking Spider said...

Jack & Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
the Angel Of The Lord came down
and said
You didn't oughta'
Sorry, wrong thread.

The tide is certainly changing against the warmongers. No way would a government lickspittle dept. like the ASA have defied them prior to their humiliating thrashing at CO2penhagen. This, with an election looming, is clearly the writing on the wall for little Miliband and his soppy pals. Bunch of loser cunts ( 'Hate Crime'? Yes, I know).

"Miliband said his department had been ‘comprehensibly vindicated’ by the ASA" Liar Liar, Pants On FIRE. 

Barking Spider said...

Yes, really, banned, I had to laugh at that brass-necked statement too - if that's vindication, I wonder what constitutes guilt?! ;)

Barking Spider said...

Thanks, Bunni. ;)

According to Lord Monckton, the climate treaty issue is going to be resurrected at a summit in Bonn - this Lefty shit never goes away, we have to fight them constantly to stop the bastards from stealing our freedom! They will keep trying to sneak it through at every summit right up to the one in Rio, 2012, just before you kick Obama and the rest of his Lefty thugs out and, coincidentally, the 20th anniversary of the Kyoto summit which started off all of this shit! >:o

Barking Spider said...

Spidey they come from a long unbroken lineage of cunts. The same cunts told the Kulacks everything was OK as they took away their food to feed fat commie bastards at commie HQ and then left the poor fuckers to starve. The same cunts set about starving the Chinese in the Great Leap Forward, total sinister evil fat troughing cunts that love to take the piss.

As an aside the Sisterhood posted about this lot, notice the well, pyramid/eye, well theme running through this lots' visuals. If I say D notice you'll know the stink behind image.

Barking Spider said...

Here's a few more for Milibrain ...

Jack & Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water

Jill came down with Half-a-Crown

But not for fetching water ..

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard

To get poor Rover a bone

When she bent over, Rover took over

And slipped her a bone of his own ..

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet

Eating her curds & whey

Along came a spider and sat down beside her

So she stamped on the black-enamel bastard ..

Humpty-Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty-Dumpty had a great fall

All the King's horses & all the King's men

Laughed & said "Don't just lay ther you fat bastard .. do press-ups" ..

Barking Spider said...

I talk to people every day that believe this crap. A bunch of sheep that blindly go where they're told. :-P

Barking Spider said...

Absolutely, INCOMING!!!!!!!, they've tried to disguise the imagery but it's still there and plain to see - indoctrinating cunts! >:o And yes, mate, "D Notice" tells me all I need to know! ;)

Barking Spider said...

Bloody hell, CH, you're on form! :-D

Barking Spider said...

It's seriously frightening just how easily people are led, Odie, I do despair sometimes. :(

Nice doctoring of the Al Whore pic, mate - saved! :-P :-D

Barking Spider said...

Puff The Magic Dragon lived on the shelf.
He had no one to play with so he played with himself.
Along came a lady dragon a smashing bit of stuff.
He didn't want ought to do with her that's why they call him puff.

Peter Tatchell, Peter Mandelson, Gordon Brown - go fuck yourself.

Barking Spider said...

Good one,'s another...

Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a bucket
And every time that it climbed out
Her dog, it tried to...... =-O put it back in again.... O:-)

Barking Spider said...

<span><img></img>Loading...</span>humpty dumpty sat on the bed
little bow peep was givin him head
as soon as he came
she started to weep
she knew by the taste
he’d been fucking her sheep

Barking Spider said...

Aarrrghhh!.......was it the mint sauce that gave him away? :-P

Barking Spider said...

This finally made the Daily Telegraph 17th March, better late than never.