Monday, 28 March 2011

What Islam Fears


LAUGHTER!

And this is funny as fuck.......



15 comments:

Sheriff said...

Funny as fuck mate "of course there is an afterlife or else why do we die"; yeah and of course I will burn in hell or why else do we feel pain.
As for the hammer, I don't think they did steel hammers in Mohameds day. He got the line about the scorpions from "The Mummy Returns, Scorpion King".

Seriously though cunts like this are teaching this shite to their kids in British schools.

Incidentally Barkers, or any watching Immams, do Moslems dislike Chritians for worshipping the wrong God more than folks like me who worship no god at all?

Sheriff said...

How can anyone in their right mind believe that shit? *DONT_KNOW*

I was laughing like a drain the first time I watched it, mate, tears and all - and the white flag really cracked me up the second time he waved it! :-D :-D :-D

That's also a very good question....... maybe they should think about adding it to the Quiz Of Death! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D  

I reckon they hate us all equally, mate - put it this way, I'll be most disappointed if they don't! :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P

Sheriff said...

Auch you two, surely you have a little compassion for the manny because he's missing his pet rabbit.

Sheriff said...

Hubby walked in as I was laughing so hard that I was crying.  Of course, I replayed the video for him.  I believe in the afterlife, but not one with hammer swinging angels, snakes, scorpions and melting feet.  And certainly not one with the Quiz of Death. :-P
Thanks for posting this, Spidie.  I needed a good laugh.
Hope all is well with you.

Sheriff said...

Comes straight out of a comic book, can imagine his horrible parents telling him it, so he'd pray, but then it's in the koran!. This is so much bullshit, who'd have thought they practiced bullshit in the beginning?! Mohammed was a bullshitter ffs!! lol

Sheriff said...

You may pass only if you answer my questions three:

1 What does your old lady look like under that berka?

2 What do Ninga snakes eat if we sinners aren't there?

3 Where are my 72 virgins? :-P :-P :-P

Sheriff said...

He had me in stitches, SR, it just hept getting more and more ridiculous. :-D

Sheriff said...

I'm fine, thanks, TCL, and I'm glad you enjoyed this - I just had to post it because I haven't laughed so much in ages - his comments were absolutely priceless! :-P :-D :-D :-D

Sheriff said...

That Muslim twat is so fucking ridiculous, MM - I loved the bit about the scorpion in the graveyard where he said "This is a true story" and then it cuts back to the other guy saying "Are you sure about this" - oh, ffs, I'm laughing again just typing it! :-D :-D :-D

Sheriff said...

After the first two easy questions, a real killer for the third one could be something like "And what were the names and addresses of all the spectators at the last Superbowl?"
:-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D O:-)

Sheriff said...

You will remember that earlier vid about 'abuse' in Islamic schools in Britain where the Imam says "any Moslem who allows his trousers to reach below his ankles will burn forever in never-ending hellfire; but meanwhile you will get two detentions" LOL :-P :-D

Sheriff said...

Fatwah on any who laugh at our glorious leader [peace be upon him].

Sheriff said...

Why did they have to go and include rabbits in this???  Leave us OUT.

Sheriff said...

How hilarious, those dip shits are more deranged than I though.

Sheriff said...

=-O What!!!! is this true?  O:-) O:-) O:-) with hammers!... *DONT_KNOW* ...and scorpions of ...d.d.d.death!
90 9 headed snakes!!!! from another world, presumably another world that has had more nuclear plants than ours for longer than ours =-O ,who would have thought another world would be as stupid (or stupider than this one)!
Do we really get to be with our bunnies that have gorn before, that is the clincher for me, I can probably put up with the minor inconveniences of the rest of it if i can be with bunnikins again...
Where can I learn more????
PS do I need to take the white flag with me or are they supplied?