Friday, 24 December 2010

All He Wants For Christmas Is.......

          
           
A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY READERS
       

35 comments:

Sheriff said...

And Santa said "Fuck off Ed Miliband, you've been bad again this year so no presents for you..."

Merry Christmas Barky.

Sheriff said...

So, after much cogitation - and a bloody good chew on the end of his pencil - Miliband minor licked his lips (took another five minutes just for that) and began laboriously to write:

Dear Santa,

Hope you are well, but enough of the chit chat... I want

The unstinting support and admiration of the entire Labour movement.
Harriet Harman to have a set of 48DDs
A sheriff's outfit
Licorice smoker's set

....and, finally, a pair of cojones. I don't know what these are, but apparently I need a pair. Everyone keeps telling me.

Love from,

Eddy

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Merry Christmas Spidey!

Sheriff said...

A very Merry and Blessed Christmas to you and yours Barking!!!!

Sheriff said...

happy feckin Bah Humbug day to you and yours m8!

Sheriff said...

Nice cartoon - wish I'd seen it first!!

Have a good Christmas - I shall watch out for your blog in the new year.

Sheriff said...

Merry Christmas to you and yours BS.

Sheriff said...

Hi Spidey!  I hope Santa doesn't have to change his pants after militard wet himself, he looks mental!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!  I hope you have a lovely day and the best New Year Ever!
You are a great present and presence to all of us readers here in internet-land, and I always enjoy your
posts.  Cheers, Bunnikins  :-D

Sheriff said...

Merry Christmas, Bunnikins, have a great day and thanks for hopping by. ;)

Sheriff said...

Thanks, Rosie, and the same to you. :)

Sheriff said...

Cheers, Dioclese,

Merry Christmas and I'll see you on the blogs in 2011. :)

Sheriff said...

Thanks Nomine,

Merry Christmas, mate - have a bloody good one! :-P

Sheriff said...

Thanks, Christopher,

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and yours, mate. :)

Sheriff said...

Nice one, Caractacus - bloody good caption! :-P :-D

Merry Christmas, mate. :)

Sheriff said...

And another bloody good caption! Nothing for him but birch rods and coal, methinks, Banned. :-P :-D

Merry Christmas, mate, have a good one....... and try not to fall over in front of any pricks and wankers! ;)

Sheriff said...

Have a very Merry Christmas, Spidey!!  :)  God Bless! 

Sheriff said...

Hi Spidey:
Thanks for stopping by TCL.  I hope you and your family have a Merry Christmas and a Happy,Healthy 2011.
Hugs and best wishes, TCL.

Sheriff said...

He hasn't got any policies because Cameron/Clegg have pinched them all.  Merry Christmas, Spidey :)

Sheriff said...

They certainly have, GV - if he ever had any in the first place! :-D

Merry Christmas. ;)

Sheriff said...

My pleasure, TCL, thanks for dropping by - all the best and a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. :)

Sheriff said...

Thanks for coming over, Teresa, and I hope you have a great Christmas! :)

Sheriff said...

Merry Crimbo Spidey!!

Very best wishes to you and yours for 2011!!

CR.

Sheriff said...

Merry Christmas, thanks for dropping by.

Sheriff said...

Merry Christmas Spidey! And have a wonderful New Year!

LSP said...

Merry Christmas Spider!

Sheriff said...

LSP said...

Merry Christmas Spider!

Sheriff said...

Merry Christmas, LSP, thanks for dropping by, mate. :)

Sheriff said...

Thanks, Odie, Merry Christmas to you, too, mate...... that pic has already brightened my day! :-P :-P :-P

Sheriff said...

My pleasure, TS/WS, Merry Christmas! :)

Sheriff said...

Thanks, CR, Merry Christmas, mate. :)

Sheriff said...

Hope it was a good one spider.

Sheriff said...

Happy Boxing Day, Spidey!

I found this little guy on my  mantel ;)

Sheriff said...

Thanks, Trestin, it was, mate - hope yours was, too! ;)

Sheriff said...

Thanks, Bunni - you, too - cats always manage to look so comfortable! 8-)

Sheriff said...

Sorry it's late .. Hope you had a lovely christmas :)

Sheriff said...

Policies?   There already is one ... in Brussels.