THE FUCKING FUCKER WHO LEFT BRITAIN FUCKING FUCKETY FUCKED
IT's maniacal smiles all around for Gorgon Brownfinger, the cunt! Time was when you couldn't keep the fucker away from Westminster, especially on the day of the Budget but yesterday, for the first time in thirteen years, he was cowering in Kirkcaldy to avoid having to defend his brazen destruction of the British economy in Parliament!
The official cover story is that McWankstain was visiting schools in Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath where he was allegedly "focusing on his constituency". Well, I have only this to say to him.